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Wild Kindness is not for everyone.

If you're looking for just another hole to fill or a G.I. Joe hard-on, please leave now. Continuing means you're ready for something else entirely.

FAQ

How can I reach you?
Text me — SMS, Signal, WhatsApp, or Telegram. 925-897-9008.
What are your rates for content and meetups?
Text me for current rates. Prices are firm — no haggling, no discount requests. Asking gets you blocked.
How should I talk to you?
First message: tell me when, and what you’re after. Keep it concise.
Where do you travel?
Short-term bookings, anywhere in the SF Bay Area — Oakland, Berkeley, San Jose, Palo Alto, Walnut Creek, Marin, and everywhere in between. Ubers are on you.
What’s your booking & cancellation policy?
Bookings open up to 72 hours out — not earlier. Cancel less than 12 hours before our appointment and you owe a $200 fee on top of your next booking. Skip the fee, get blocked.
Can I see a face pic?
Yes — sent on Signal or WhatsApp only.
Are you open to all genders and sexualities?
Yup — fem, masc, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi. All welcome.